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| Clackamas Dentists | | If you would like to spoil the day for | | Happiness is your dentist telling |
| Gladstone Dentists | | a grouch, give him a smile. | | you it won't hurt and then having |
| Gresham Dentists | | | | him catch his hand in the drill. |
| Hillsboro Dentists | | Everyone smiles in the same | | |
| Lake Oswego Dentists | | language. | | You don't have to brush your teeth - |
| Milwaukie Dentists | | | | just the ones you want to keep. |
| Portland Dentists | | People seldom notice old clothes | | |
| Tigard Dentists | | if you wear a big smile. | | Adam and Eve had many |
| Troutdale Dentists | | | | advantages, but the principal one |
| Tualatin Dentists | | She gave me a smile I could feel in | | was that they escaped teething. |
| Wilsonville Dentists | | my hip pocket. | | |
| | | | | You know, sometimes a man just |
| | | Wear a smile and have friends; | | can't satisfy all of a woman's |
| | | wear a scowl and have wrinkles. | | desires. Which is why God |
| | | | | invented dental floss. |
| | | A smile appeared upon her face | | |
| | | as if she'd taken it directly from her | | Some tortures are physical And |
| | | handbag and pinned it there. | | some are mental, But the one that |
| | | | | is both Is dental. |
| | | Of all the things you wear, your | | |
| | | expression is the most important. | | For there was never yet |
| Roseburg Dentists | | Beauty is power; a smile is its | | toothache patiently. |
| Tigard Dentists | | sword. | | |
| Redmond Dentists | | | | Dentist: a prestidigitator who, |
| Salem Dentists | | All the statistics in the world can't | | putting metal into your mouth, pulls |
| | | measure the warmth of a smile. | | coin out of your pocket. |
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| | | Before you put on a frown, make | | Some old women and men grow |
| | | absolutely sure there are no smiles | | bitter with age; the more their teeth |
| | | available. | | drop out, the more biting they get. |
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| | | A smile confuses an approaching | | Too many of today's children have |
| | | frown. | | straight teeth and crooked morals. |
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| | | No matter how grouchy you're | | Every tooth in a man's head is |
| | | feeling, You'll find the smile more | | more valuable than a diamond. |
| | | or less healing. It grows in a wreath | | |
| | | All around the front teeth - Thus | | |
| | | preserving the face from | | |
| | | congealing. | | |
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