Clackamas Dentists		If you would like to spoil the day for		Happiness is your dentist telling
Gladstone Dentists		a grouch, give him a smile.		you it won't hurt and then having
Gresham Dentists				him catch his hand in the drill.
Hillsboro Dentists		Everyone smiles in the same
Lake Oswego Dentists		language.		You don't have to brush your teeth -
Milwaukie Dentists				just the ones you want to keep.
Portland Dentists		People seldom notice old clothes
Tigard Dentists		if you wear a big smile.		Adam and Eve had many
Troutdale Dentists				advantages, but the principal one
Tualatin Dentists		She gave me a smile I could feel in		was that they escaped teething.
Wilsonville Dentists		my hip pocket.
				You know, sometimes a man just
		Wear a smile and have friends;		can't satisfy all of a woman's
		wear a scowl and have wrinkles.		desires. Which is why God
				invented dental floss.
		A smile appeared upon her face
		as if she'd taken it directly from her		Some tortures are physical And
		handbag and pinned it there.		some are mental, But the one that
				is both Is dental.
		Of all the things you wear, your
		expression is the most important.		For there was never yet
Roseburg Dentists		Beauty is power; a smile is its		toothache patiently.
Tigard Dentists		sword.
Redmond Dentists				Dentist: a prestidigitator who,
Salem Dentists		All the statistics in the world can't		putting metal into your mouth, pulls
		measure the warmth of a smile.		coin out of your pocket.
		Before you put on a frown, make		Some old women and men grow
		absolutely sure there are no smiles		bitter with age; the more their teeth
		available.		drop out, the more biting they get.
		A smile confuses an approaching		Too many of today's children have
		frown.		straight teeth and crooked morals.
		No matter how grouchy you're		Every tooth in a man's head is
		feeling, You'll find the smile more		more valuable than a diamond.
		or less healing. It grows in a wreath
		All around the front teeth - Thus
		preserving the face from
		congealing.